It's Time . . .
To Enter The Twilight Zone!
FIRST, Men, You Need To Get A Grip On Reality
Prayer of the Modern Woman
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Author Unknown
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Prayer of the Modern Man
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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who is a good cook and owns a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a flip.
Author Unknown
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Are You Man Enough:
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Man, created in the image of God,
Has been created to chose to nourish and fulfill woman.
[Look it up. It's there!]
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The prayers above are a bit silly and, by the man, overstated.
[well maybe not!]
From the prayer by the woman, men, there's a lot you can learn.
A lot to remember!
But if you fulfill her prayer - Be careful!
God just might fulfill yours too!
Or surprise you with
more, better,
than you
expect.
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No one falls in love by choice, it is by chance. No one stays in love by chance, it is by work.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by choice.
[Author Unknown ]
